* If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" - and start all over!

* To get your daily exercise, you'd just click on "Run"!

* If you needed a break from life, you'd click on "Suspend"; then, you'd "Hit any key" when you were ready to resume your regular activities.

* To get even with the neighbors, you'd turn up the Sound Blaster.

* To add/remove someone in your life, you'd click on Settings and Control Panel.

* To improve your appearance, you could adjust the Display settings.

* If life got too noisy, you could turn off the speakers.

* Whenever you misplaced your car keys, you'd click on "Find."

* "Help" with the chores would be just a click away.

* Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary: You'd simply use your handy retrieval diskette to recover from a crash.

* And, any time you wanted to, you'd click on "SEND NOW" - and a fresh, hot pizza would soon be on its way to your door!